Ella:  Miss Tasha, what you got?
Me:  Breakfast.
Ella:  I no eated.
Me:  Yes you did.
Ella:  Nooo.
Me:  Don't put your fingers there.  Your nose is not for fingers.
Ella:  I no eat Miss Tasha.
Me:  You did Miss Ella.
Ella:  I sit with you.
Me:  Yeah.  I know why you want to sit with me.
Ella:  What you have?
Me:  Ew.  Don't touch anything.
Ella:  (with snotty fingers) That you?
Me:  Ah!  Don't touch my screen.  Here!
Ella:  Frosted Mini Wheats are my favorite.
Me:  I.  Know.  You trickster.

This world, ladies and gentlemen, is a world of cute faces that do nasty, nasty things.

And they'll steal your breakfast.  But to be fair, she is snuggling with me.  After I wiped every inch of her body with disinfectant and changed her clothes of course.