I have this huge assignment to do.  Huge.

So far, I've been fairly successful at stalling.

I've made toast.
Called a boy.
Brushed my teeth twice, for two minutes of course.
Wished my sass happy birthday.
Read the news.
Stalked blogs.
Changed from pajamas to clothes to pajamas.
Put my slippers on.
Took my slippers off.
Googled song lyrics.
Stacked my books in a neat pile.
Knocked them over.
Evened the blinds.
Opened the blinds.
Watched the tree out my window.
Made more toast.
With coffee this time.
Shook my hair out.
Piled it on top of my head.
Thought about washing it.
And frowned.
Inspected my nails.
Poked at my foot.
Admired my toes.
Wiggled my toes.
Sighed.

And wondered why time goes so slow when I'm working.