Maybe Wednesdays are just meant to be beastly days. I'm thinking of scheduling a delivery of flowers for every Wednesday. And cookies.
I teach math classes to students who struggle-- not just with math, but with managing their bodies and their voices and their attentions. So it shouldn't shock you that most of my students are boys, bless them. I am pretty sure I was crop dusted twenty-seven times today. I am pretty sure those lovelies sneezed on me, coughed on me, exploded on me all morning.
I had to give the clean your nose with a tissue, not your finger talk. I stilled squirmy arms. Steadied tippy chairs. Held my breath. All while teaching place value and comparing large numbers.
And then. The dentist.
I hate the dentist. I mean, I like her. She's sweet. But I hate going. I hate the noises. I hate the tastes. I hate the scraping and the rinsing and the polishing.
So, I threw a fit. Came home and whined to husband. Moped at the lunch table. And after the dreaded appointment I promptly walked upstairs, finished my box of chocolates, and ate an ice cream sandwich. Because that's how I roll.
Flowers would help too.
You are too funny!
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots,
Mom